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[Ghostface Killah]
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Congratulations, we have refreshments and glass bracelets
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Avian water's ya choice, put ice
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I'm missing a g-note, fixed price
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But the only thing fixed, is the holes that we put in the dykes
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Rocks is okay, my voice is extraordinaire
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The man that scrapped with lions, hiberated with polar bears
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Hope I don't play with baking soda in my older years
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Mantles'll sit up like hill, I'd have to fold my beard
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Check one, two, Sonny, tell Bob to dim the lights up
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You see the studs, I want the red strobe to hit it right
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Stones are screaming, hot lattes, the rosees
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My robes is a murder statement, you fucking with rode rage
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
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Children of all ages, I pack metal like braces
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Not for the fingers, bitches fighting over my paper
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Y'all need to chill, sit the fuck down and fix ya makeup
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Ghost is ya host, so allow me, hand me ya coats
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Bentley Farnsworth, I'll check him proudly
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We got D-Block, Wu-Tang, Jay-Z and Nas
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Also performing 50 Cent, Terror Squad
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From the top, we have the great Luda, Jeezy and Wayne
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T.I., Rick Ross, Rich Boy, Snoop and The Game
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And for my ladies, we have, Ne-Yo with Usher
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Y'all have a seat, we be right back, mothafucka...
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[Interlude: Shawn Wigs]
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Come on, this commercial break's almost over
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OutKast, M.J.G., you're at Talib's table
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Fab, U.G.K., table seven, let's go, come on
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Yo, Beans, Toney said "Good looking on that haze"
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Commercial, come on, let's go, guys...
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Coming back in, five, four, three, two, one...
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[Ghostface Killah]
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Yeah, check out my band playing, Rhythm Roots Allstars
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They play for DipSet, E-40, Lil' Jon, Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones
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Mary J. Blige, with her shades on, I could tell by her stones
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On the left, we have Lenny Kravitz, Puffy, Pharrell, Bus
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Keith Murray, Redman, hitting that double Dutch
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What an event, peace to Denzel
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Give this man a round of applause, he do it so well [applause]
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[Interlude: Ghostface Killah (Shawn Wigs)]
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Ladies and gents, ladies and gents...
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Alright, alright, have a seat, have a seat...
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Without further adiou, he needs no introduction
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He is my co-host... Shawn Ripple!
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(Alright, is this thing on? Eh, eh, sweetheart, come here
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Got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my cock
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Heard you like to... blow money... hahaha)
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[Shawn Wigs]
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It was amazing, I seen Robin Thicke and Robin Leech
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Robin Williams, Robin Givens and Meryl Streep
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A real award show, there's Kanye West
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Pamela Anderson, and she brought both of them breasts
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Paris Hilton and Lindsay, holding down Britney's skirt
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No more free looks, you gotta put in work
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To get a glimpse, seen Don Juan with all of his pimps
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And they hoes on they side, sipping they four-fives
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And Billy Dean...
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[Ghostface Killah]
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Excuse me, have you seen Alicia Keys?
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Tell her the limo's outside, she's bouncing with me
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The Don, y'all rappers don't steal my ash trays
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My coat hangers is diamonded out like my last gates
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Superhead, gave the low scoop to Halle
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She said, before Whitney, she was fucking with Bobby
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Mos Def, The Roots, Common and Nelly
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Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Three 6 Maf', yo, and she fucked O.J... word?
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White Linen Affair (Toney Awards)
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