Well back in the country in my hometown I'm the coolest fastest man around
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I got a hot rod Ford and you oughta see it run
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I went out ridin' with a friend of mine we started passin' everybody way down the line
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And I felt pretty big and boy we was havin' fun
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Suddenly I didn't feel so fine cause a highway cop pulled up behind
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So I asked my friend if the cop was after me
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He just sat there shakin' all over like ol' Elvis Presley and said
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Well if you don't know I ain't gonna tell you from now on it's up to you fellow
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Words don't count at a time like this
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There was a little blonde lived down on the corner
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All the boys thought that she was a goner
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So I got me a date and we went for a ride one night
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We rolled along and I held her hand I felt just like a grown up man
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Till she slid over close and hugged me up real tight
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I started to stop to get out and run but I didn't wanna miss out on all the fun
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So I asked her to teach me to spoon beneath the moon
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She just looked up at me and winked those big beautiful blue eyes and said
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Well if you don't know I ain't gonna tell you from now on it's up to you fellow
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Words don't count at a time like this
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I finally wised up and I learned all the tricks
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And now I'm the coolest cat in the sticks
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And I've got more women than anybody else I know
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I drink hard liquor and I drive fast cars
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I like pretty gals and smoke filled bars
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I'm a traveling man and I'm always on the go
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There's some bootleg liquor bein' sold in town
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And the sheriff's been huntin' all around
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But nobody knows who the manufacturer is
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You ask me why I drive a '56 Ford DeLuxe
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With two carburetors souped up engine
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High compression heads and overdrive huh
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You don't know I ain't gonna tell you from now on it's up to you fellow
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I think you know just what I'm talking about
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If You Don't Know I Ain't Gonna Tell You
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George Hamilton Iv |