I think fur is a crime, I protest all the time
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you should see all my bumper stickers
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That Firestorm song sure gets me singing along
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My righteousness never flickers
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I think P.E.T.A. is swell and vivisectionists go to hell
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I live to fight the man
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And if there is ever a cause with no dietary laws
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I'll be the first to take a stand
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The animals, I see their pain with ease
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But don't expect me to give up pizza with cheese
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The animals, I see their pain with ease
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But don't expect me to eat a pizza without cheese
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I know I could be the best vegan the world's seen
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It's such a shame my doctor says I can't because I need the protein
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What's right or what's wrong is not a tough decision
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But animal torture is a part of my new religion
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Hey, you know that I am down with what it's about
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Did I happen to mention I need the strength to work out?
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Because I am building up muscle, I'm a growing boy
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Such a cruel twist of fate, I'm allergic to soy
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Excuses, excuses, are not for me!
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I've wised up, but these leather shoes were free
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These shoes were free
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Vegan Revolution Draft Dodger Anthem
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| Good Clean Fun |
