Paula came from DC,
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She was a whole lot like me,
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She grew up on Star Wars
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We went to shows in the park,
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Professed our love in the dark,
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Roadtrips and hardcore
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It was according to plan,
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We were like Lloyd and Diane,
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Two hearts in the same place
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Then you know what she did,
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She met an Internet kid,
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They fell in love on MySpace
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I know that websites don't kill,
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But sometimes they will
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Sometimes they will break hearts
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I know that I'm an adult,
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But Tom it's your fault
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You created a monster
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Dave didn't know what to do,
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Yeah he was Tom's victim too,
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Sheila left him last week
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Now he is all doom and gloom,
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He won't come out of his room,
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The Neighbors hear Morrissey
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Heartbreak has its appeal,
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I know how emo kids feel,
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But that is not for me
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I wrote one sad quiet song,
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And we can all sing along,
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But we will stay posi
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Now he sits in the darkness as events recur
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She sits in the light of the monitor
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And he knows he's lost her by her demeanor
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Internet grass is always greener
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The Myspace Song
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Good Clean Fun |