Oops, up on the wrong side of the bed
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I’m in a bad mood, brooding like Achilles type attitude
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Including a short fuse,
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shitfaced, and pissy pants,
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you better keep your distance
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My panties are twisted,
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Anti resistant,
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red hot and bothered,
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blistered and bloodshot,
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rotten and dirty,
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Disturbed is the word,
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I’m down in the dumps,
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perturbed if you prefer,
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I’m grumpy as something,
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I’m one grouchy grampa,
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dusty and disgruntled and crusty,
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You better not test me, trust me,
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I’m a flustered old bastard,
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my feathers are ruffled,
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So back off buster, you best not stress me,
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just don’t bug me,
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I’m hungry and ugly,
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so don’t try to hug me, please and thank you,
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I’m cranky for some reason,
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maybe I’m crazy.
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A phase I suppose, it’s just one of those days,
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it comes and it goes.
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I probably just need a rest,
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just a little PMS, I don’t mean to be a pest,
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so leave me alone, I’m a little low on patience,
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don’t ask questions, I’m not open to suggestions.
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I’m hoping to cope with it
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myself, and I’m sure
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it’ll help if I practice and act immature.
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I’m a prickly cactus, a barbed wire bulldog,
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a bump on a log, guard ball, I’m god awful.
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I don’t wanna take a pill
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I don’t wanna take a walk
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I don’t wanna go to sleep
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I don’t wanna have a talk
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This is my grumpy song,
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For when there’s something wrong,
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I don’t know what it is,
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It shouldn’t be but it is (x3)
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Don’t wanna take a pill
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I don’t wanna take a walk
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I don’t wanna go to sleep
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I don’t wanna have a talk
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Grumpy
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| Buck 65 |
