Most people are curious
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and wanna get dirt on
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The Centaur; I'm famous
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I walk around with no shirt on
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The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
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I'm a man
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But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
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People are afraid of me but act like they love me
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Feast your eyes upon my nudity
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I am Beauty AND the Beast
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I have plenty to say
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But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so I'm famous for it
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"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
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Sure, it's larger than yours
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I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
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I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
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I'm told passion is my specialty
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But really I'm old-fashioned
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And I'm quite well-built
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As fas as physiques go
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So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
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They wanna have pictures taken
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Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
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is three times that of a normal human
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Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
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All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm a centaur
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The porno industry
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Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
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'Cause they think I look funny
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But I'm lookin' for true love
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Not cookies and crumbs
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More than a sore thumb - I have a complicated mind
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I'm not the favorite kind of companion
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For the average person
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Sometimes things start well
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But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
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Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
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Bein' a centaur's love interest
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You don't care about my next life
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Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
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Most people are curious
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and wanna get dirt on
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The Centaur; I'm famous
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I walk around with no shirt on
|
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
|
I'm a man
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But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
|
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Most people are curious
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and wanna get dirt on
|
The Centaur; I'm famous
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I walk around with no shirt on
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The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
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I'm a man
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call me "country"
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so handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative
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awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur
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historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho,
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watch out now,
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I am furry and furious
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Most people are curious
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and wanna get dirt on
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The Centaur.
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The Centaur
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| Buck 65 |
