1. Look at my mama
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Look at my pop
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Look at my brother
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Making them little girls′ jaws drop
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Look at my sister
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So beautiful to see
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What the hell happened to me?
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2. Got a big-ass nose
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Fat gaps in my teeth
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Hair coming out of my ears
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And big stinky old feet
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I swear the girl at the gate
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Just gagged when I gave her my I.D.
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What the hell happened to me?
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- What the hell happened
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I wish I knew
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What the hell happened
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Not so much I can do
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3. Got Gable and Lombard
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For a mom and a dad
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Got a brother braggin′
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′bout all the ass he′s had
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Must′ve been stuck in the
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Shallow end of the pool of genes
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What the hell happened to me?
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- What the hell happened
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I wish I knew
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What the hell happened
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Not so much I can do
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What The Hell Happened
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| Bruce Hornsby |
