There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house
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Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse
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Tried to clean his bones from a suffer well
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Turned his head couldn't stand the smell
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Chorus
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Thrill a minute
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Verse
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Life size crucifix was stolen from the wall
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The Organist played Amazing Grace for them all
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A hooker in a red skirt testified and repented
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While the deacons passed a snake stared and squinted
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Someone had a spirit Ran up and down the isle
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When the shouting stopped the choir laid in a pile
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Bell ringer pull the rope and was lifted of his feet
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Pastor disobeyed took the money to the street
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Paper taxis pull of eyes Chocolate Pulpit racing by
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Floating boardwalks of candy canes
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Cashmere penguins with see through wings
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Thrill A Minute
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Bride |