My teacher asked me where my homework was
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And that's when I told her
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No hablo Ingles
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Policeman caught me doing 90
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And that's when pulled me over
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No hablo Ingles
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A hippy with a tambourine
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Asking me if i could spare a dollar
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No hablo Ingles
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Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
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And grabs my collar
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No hablo Ingles
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(One!)
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When i'm not feeling it
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(Two!)
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When someone's full of shit
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(Three!)
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When i get cut off at the bar
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To make a getaway
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It's all you gotta say
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(Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
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No hablo Ingles
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey)
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No hablo Ingles
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey)
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My nephew asks me if i'd take him
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To the Jonas Brothers movie
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No hablo Ingles
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Walking my dog i see a sign that says
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To please pick up the doodie
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No hablo Ingles
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My mum gets mad cause i never call my dad
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On his birthday
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No hablo ingles
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A guy walks up and says
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"Doda esta casel de pepe"
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He no habla Ingles
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(One!)
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So many different uses
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(Two!)
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You don't need no excuses
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(Three!)
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It's as easy as the third grade
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The perfect getaway
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It's all you've gotta say
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(Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
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No hablo Ingles
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey)
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No hablo Ingles
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey!)
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Did you brush your teeth?
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(No hablo Ingles!)
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Where'd you leave your pants?
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(No hablo Ingles!)
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Did you feed the fish?
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(No hablo Ingles!)
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Do you like my band?
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Wait... don't answer that...
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey)
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No hablo Ingles
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey)
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No hablo Ingles
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Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey,)
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Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
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No hablo Ingles
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Hey how 'bout we all get together
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and go to the ballet?
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey)
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No hablo Ingles
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Can I borrow that beer?
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No hablo Ingles!
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(laughs)
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No hablo Ingles
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(Hey, hey, hey)
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No hablo Ingles
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No hablo Ingles
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No Hablo InglAⓒs
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| Bowling for Soup |
