The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
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Amy might be dead and Rory's a
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Rodent with a gun inside his hand,
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Seems like things aren't going as planned
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River's in the TARDIS,
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The TARDIS is on fire,
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She's feeling the heat
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On repeat she'll require
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Someone she can trust, someone with a bow tie,
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But he's been locked up and left to die.
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Oh my Lord, what will they do?
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Seems impossible to get through
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My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,
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Well, I guess this is Doctor Who.
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Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob,
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When the Doctor appears with a mop,
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"Get me out of the Pandorica!"
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"But you're not in the Pandorica."
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"Yes I am, well, yes I was,
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It's complicated, but I won't explain it now because..."
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Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz
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That man, I can't explain what he does the things he does
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Oh my Lord, don't have a clue,
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These paradozes are hard to construe,
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My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,
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Well, I guess this is Doctor Who.
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It's the big bang two,
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And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
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Time has gone askew, the universe has too,
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I'll try and explain to you the big bang two.
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The big bang two.
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The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator,
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Which he used to meet Rory two thousand years later
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When they find Amy after her sleep in the box
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They realize the sun is really exploding
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TARDIS Doctor saves River from the imitator star
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They swarm and watch his back on how the point of the obvious
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez!
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez!
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez!
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Oh my God he's wearing a fez!
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Dalek pops up out of nowhere,
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Shoots the Doctor, kills him, quite unfair,
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He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs,
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He's dead, and everyone despairs.
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Little do they know, the Doctor lies.
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He's not stopping the universe's demise,
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Amy says her last goodbyes,
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The Doctor flies up into the skies.
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The universe is back, it's true,
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But the Doctor's said his final adieu,
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Maybe you'll come back if she remembers you.
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It's the big bang two,
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And I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
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Time has been renewed, the universe has too,
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But Amy still can't help but cry.
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There's someone missing, the question's who...
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Then she remembers
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Something old, something new,
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Something borrowed, something blue
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And that's the big bang two.
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I hope it didn't confuse you.
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Big Bang Two
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