Well I had a little trouble with my timetable
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So I went on down to see my guidance counsellor
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He told me that, I'd never make a dime, If I didn't wise up and make up my mind
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"Now sit down son, and let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart, but he had to
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fail, Well he got good grades, and he got into pot, now he's always high and his grades
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are not"
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He said to me, "Son, whatcha' gonna be?"
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I said, "I'm gonna be a rock star, wait and see"
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He said, "Now, son, You're going nowhere fast"
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So I looked him in the face and said "KISS MY ASS!"
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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He said "Now boy, tell me seriously"
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I said "Something in radio, maybe even TV"
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He looked at me like I was something to see, and said "You'd be better off working
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at KFC"
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I said "I don't like the chicken, and I don't like you"
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He said "Now, son, tell me something new...
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I've seen a thousand kids, and they're all the same, they like rock music and they dream
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of fame, they wanna play their music, and play it loud, well I'll tell ya now, get your
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head outta the cloud"
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He said "you look away cuz you know it's true"
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I said "No matter what, I'm better off than YOU!"
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
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You're gonna make minimum wage and you're gonna work at McDonalds!
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Minimum Wage
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