All this porn's distracting me
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Trying to drive but all I see
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Is 1-800 I'm a man and I'm a woman too
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I found it in an old backpack
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Tons and Tons I found a stack
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Of pages that I could not pull apart
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No Girls, No problem
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No Girls, No problem
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Claims that they are all 18
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Though actually 40 or 14
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All fake blonds who've got fake boobs
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And use some funky flashy word
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To claim the girl will eat your turd
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And do some funky stuff that I cannot say
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Theres no problem with that
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Theres no problem that theres no girls
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No girls, No problem
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No girls, No problem
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It's almost time to go record
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Three more songs
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But we're all floored
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'Cause all that we can do
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Is look at porn
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No problem, No girls
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No girls, No problem
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No girls, No problem
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No girls, No problem
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No girls, No problem
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No girls, No problem
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No girls, No problem
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No Girls, No Problem
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Caffeine |