Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
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And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
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Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
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And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
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Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
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And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
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When I go down Florida Way,
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They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not, should
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Not do, stick it right here.
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Well I been movin' down to Florida.
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I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao.
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I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.
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And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle slider out of India's sacred cow.
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Well, I been movin' down Florida Way,
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And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb.
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Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
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Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
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By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida.
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Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain.
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They be makin' tadpoles the size of Americans down in Florida.
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That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
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Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
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Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
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When I go down Florida Way,
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Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
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Well I been goin' down to Florida.
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Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.
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When I go down Florida Way,
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Like Vince, I wanna' win.
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Well I went down to Florida.
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I got away.
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I took the children down to Florida.
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I stuck the dick down the drain.
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Get that boy down to Florida.
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Give him a switch blade.
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Tell him what to do.
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Moving To Florida
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