Sometimes you're happy sometimes you frown,
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with your hormones bouncing up and down.
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Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you’re sad
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it’s a weird nine months with you I've had.
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There is shit going down that you can't disguise
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when you boobs gone up ten times in size,
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your cups gone up from an A to D,
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its bad for you but its fun for me.
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Now just because a little bit of rumpy pump,
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now you're walking round with a great big bump
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You might think if you were French you should have said non
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Or at least you would have made me put a condom on
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I think you might find that its really fun
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I know its no use unless you make a bun
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its something to learn, yeah it really is,
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now you know what that sticky stuff is
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I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
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I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
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I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean
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I'll change the nappie through the washing machine
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’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,
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I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy.
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Oh!
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Who!
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Sometimes you think "what a fool I am
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& why did I marry this awful man"
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Now a baby's part of my family plan
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And can it kick me? well yes it can
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My name's Ken and I've got three
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do you like being a daddy?
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Yeah, definitely.
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Well I have to warn you, its not always fun
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there are times when you wish you had been a nun
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I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
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I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
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I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread
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I'll be the nanny you can go out instead
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And I know that you'll be grumpy, that's what everyone says
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and you're not going to hump me for 42 days
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If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it,
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Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it
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’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,
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sometimes I make you saddy
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I ain't no baddy
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I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy
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(beat box)
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Mother!
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Mother!
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I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy
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I ain't no baddy, I am you're baby's daddy
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Ho!
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Break it down now,
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She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
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She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
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She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
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She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
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The Nappies
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| Coldplay |
