This is a U-A rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine
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Tch-a-ch-tchk, c'mere boy, I said it's play-time
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It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie
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I don't wanna be a freak, but it's the dog in me
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I don't pretend to be the open door roses type
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I open the door for myself, and I close it right
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in your face, now you wanna taste my food, what?
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You got your own food, get a attitude
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You get left, call the ref if you think it's foul
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I ain't tryin to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile
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Cause after awhile, I'ma wanna get BUCKwild
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And now months laters, I'ma say it ain't my child
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I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin
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Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin
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Little Miss Muffett, that's how the ball bounces
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Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces
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That's how I'm livin, just like a rottweiler
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When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder
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But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem
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and when I can't bear em, I share em
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You see it's like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss
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I ain't a nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH
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So cut the bush brat, and let's move it like a U-Haul
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Forget the grindin shit, I ain't tryin to get the blueball
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Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty
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I'm a dog -- HERE KITTY KITTY
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Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day
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Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way
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I'm Jack the Ripper, na-nah not Jack Tripper
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Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker
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So come one friend, come two friend, come all
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United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall
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in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very
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thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry
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Tom and Jerry (WHAT?) A Woody Woodpecker
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You need body work, I work that body, I'm a bodywrecker
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Intersector, I'm the nectar plus the plum
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I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb
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If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game
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then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a dame
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I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally
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Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately
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Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut
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and be that I'm a mutt -- so what?
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No but if's or maybe baby, look who's talkin to
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It's true when I'm drunk I might bone anything that's walkin
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down the street, watchin ladies
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Nobody's watchin you, because you got a baby
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I ain't tryin to be a stepfather so I don't bother
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Word to mommy dearest, I look farther
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Down the road, to a road not taken
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I'm tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care
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a new flower, so Joe can take a shower
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and get wet, and then jet
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like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven
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I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven
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Then I'm steppin, so when they call me, you'll hear
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"Is Common there?" Uh-uh, sorry
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you got the wrong number, if you wonder I'm the lumberjack
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Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back
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It's like that and it'll be like that
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Because a dog is a woman's best friend black
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Puppy Chow
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