Aw shit
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Uh, uh
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Yeah
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Uh
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I am not Simba, I am Mufasa
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Roar so loud that it shakes the casa
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Blowin' more lines than Vinny Chase and Sasha Grey
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A lot to say with penne a la vodka
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Woof, woof
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On my plate to eat it then I
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Woof, woof
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Spit like a bulimic
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Raw bile on a track but you better believe it
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Webby half robot call me General Grievous
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Tryina be a millionaire, steppin' to Regis
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Killin' competitors I'll leave ya skeleton deep six
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Go too hard you can tell when the beat hits
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I write a whole page while you pencil a prefix
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Woof, woof
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No jokin' homie
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[Cough], I gotta quit smoking bogeys
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Real hip hop, never quote the phonies
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USDA checked what you wrote's baloney
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Spaz on the track and show 'em what I'm a do
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I'm a certified dude from my fitted to my shoes
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Makin' kissy faces at bitches like Pepe Le Pew
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Tryina get 'em from the bar to my fuckin' bedroom
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Asshole rap I'm a douchebag still
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Drinkin' like a pirate Bootstrap Bill
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Brain fucked up on these two fat pills
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If I don't got 'em I know a dude that will
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I'm nice and I will never lose that skill
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Spit truth you never head a dude that real
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When I woof woof like a fuckin' dragon
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Make love to a beat need a bunch of Magnums
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Step to the rappin' call it a stand off
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These Frodo Baggins ain't fuckin' with Gandalf
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Pitbull rap, I'm a bite your hand off
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She was your girlfriend now she takin' her pants off
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Uh, uh, then I stuck it in her
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So damn hard that she's fuckin' injured
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Skin tone white like I'm stuck in winter
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Body covered in ink like I fucked a printer
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Ya better step go find a stairwell
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Turbulence incoming hittin' an air swell
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Tell my haters farewell
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Cause them beating me
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That's like seein' Pauly D without hair gel
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Stay up in the booth like Snooki when she's tanning
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Fuck J Woww right here where I'm standing
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Guidos getting famous when I'm on the grind and makin' hits
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I lift my shirt and show 'em what the situation is
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Uh
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Let me take it down a notch
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For real
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I think a blood vessel just popped
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Uh
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But I'm a do it 'til my heart stops
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Load a sniper rifle baby take your best shot
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Rah
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I spit cold as sub-zero
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I'm Hendrix, ya'll just playing Guitar Hero
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Who else is givin' you this many free tapes?
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No one
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I'm on a roll like a Philly Cheese Steak, ha
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Ease off the flow, it's too dope
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Every single quote is going right at your throat
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Every single musical note that I wrote
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Will have you bobbin your head until your neck broke
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I'm the most
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Underrated dude up in the circuit
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But I'd rather be that than overrated final verdict
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Cause I'm nice
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I say it all the time so I know you heard it
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In my personal opinion, I'm perfect
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Ha
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Now who fuckin' with Webby
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Bubble in the answer if you wanna test me
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Get buns every day of the week so let's see
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All I gotta do is send 'em a poke on FB
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It's me
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Another animal up out the cage
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Grapple a beat like I was Diamond Dallas Page
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Hey! Connecticut's finally in play
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So press the start button and watch me wreak may
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Hem on any motherfucker in my way
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Just another Jabbawockie to slay
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Mayday
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I got a lyrical resume and it states
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Uh shit, I forgot
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I've been high for days
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I climb the stage
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Jump out, crazy as hell
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Rep New England like Tom Brady himself
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Take a little Weird Al and some Shady as well
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Get brains
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You should see the way my cranium swells
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Oh my god
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Is he openly talkin' about fellatio?
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What, you think I came here to talk you fuckin' crazy ho?
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Hit your knees open your mouth or we can take it slow
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Meanin' you should leave
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Sorry babe that's just the way it go
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Oh
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I'm really running out of breath
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I'm like 4 bars away from death
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So I'll give you 2 more just to show you how dope I can rap
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And since you prolly missed half the lines I said run it back
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Ha
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Like I said run it back
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Uh, uh
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Like I said run it back
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Uh, uh
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Like I said run it back
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Rah!
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Webster's Revenge
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| Chris Webby |
