I send pictures through the mail
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Well documented and very detailed
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To politicians and big celebrities,
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But none of them are believing in me
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And I await their response
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Some send none, most send cops
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But man it's a dire situation
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And I will risk the public humiliation
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Sleestak lightning on my trail
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It's a dire situation, they are on my trail
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West Virginia has its Moth Man,
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Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape.
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But I have a tazer and night vision goggles,
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Costco rolls of black duct tape.
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It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws,
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It's got green skin, no it ain't a meth-head.
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And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically,
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I believe I have a reliable method.
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Sleestak Lightning
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