Cledus T. Judd/Freddy Weller/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Care Taker/Foray Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC)
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I was starin a hole through CMT
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Watchin everybody else who'd been waitin for me
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I thought by now I'd been a household name
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After all I had If Shania was mine
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And though Bigger Than the Beatles got played all the time
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Them funny videos why there's my claim to fame
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Now all of a sudden there's a slew of comedians
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Foxworthy¡¦Bill Engvall and back comes Ray Stevens
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Folks right there's some real competition
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I started getting a little bit paranoid
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Heck if this keeps up I'll be unemployed
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Then out of the blue it came to me in a vision
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CHORUS
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Now I'm the psychic to the stars
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They call me up from wherever they are
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I'm always over-booked
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Lord my phone rings off the hook
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I'm the psychic to the stars
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Ha ha
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I told Tim and Faith they ought to tie the knot
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Why you think Deana Carter's so hot
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Boy I'd shave my legs for a sip of that Strawberry Wine
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When Mindy McCready's on my caller ID
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I'd take her call immediately
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Ten Thousand Angels couldn't get me off of that line
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Garth Brooks called dang near a hundred times
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But I was too busy consultin' Leann Rimes
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Trying to predict the number of albums she sold¡¦last night
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I had Brooks & Dunn on a conference call
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They said Cledus would you look into your crystal ball
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I said I'd love to boys but I got Tanya Tucker On hold
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Gotta go¡¦
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CHORUS
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Now I got a new career and I charge a hefty fee
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Why it worked for Dionne Warwick now it works for Cledus T.
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Call me
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Now I'm the psychic to the stars
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They call me up from wherever they are
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I've got a clair-a-voyant sense
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For a feller that's so dense
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I'm the psychic to the stars
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Just call the psychic to the stars
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Psychic to the Stars
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Cledus T. Judd |