Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional)
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New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)
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Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd
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No sir somebody's already borrowed it
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Constantly borrows everything
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I'm the man of constant borrow
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There's nothing I can call my own
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Some may try to say it's all stolen
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I prefer permanently loaned
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He's the biggest mooch we ever known
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SOLO
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My grass mowin
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Bot I've got no mower
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My neighbor won't let me use his
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I can't really say is though I blame him
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Kept it three years last time I did
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He thought for sure that it was his
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I need a ride down to the pawn shop
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Lend me the keys to your Corvette
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What do you mean you don't trust me
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I never not brought it back yet
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I don't think I could take that bet
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You know dang well (he's gone away)
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Well you may have heard of me
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Cledus T J-U-double-D
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Better known as the reining King of country parody
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Coming with a new style
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High profile
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When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
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Comedian
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Extrodinaire
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A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair
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I know that you think
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I've got your chainsaw
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You can't find it anywhere
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I can't cut no wood
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Since way fore winter
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I gave it back to you last fair
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Check his garage it's probably there
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I sure could use a hundred dollars
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I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
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I know that's what I said the last time
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You can't believe a word I say
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He has no plans to (really???) pay
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Man Of Constant Borrow
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| Cledus T. Judd |
