Sit Back Now
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Let Me Tell You A Tale
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Where Justice Does Not Prevail
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About An Ill-Fated Life
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So Very Full Of Strife
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Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right
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So
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When I Was Born
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I Did Surely Scorn
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My Proud Parent's Name
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Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
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Drove Them Insane
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My Birth Was A Curse
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I Bit The Nurse
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Oh, But I Love The Worst
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I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
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Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse
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When I Was Two
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I Poured Super Glue
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Into My Fathers Hair
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As He Sat Unaware
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In His Arm Chair
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Much To His Dismay
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Had To Cut It All Away
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Oh, But It Felt Great
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I Deserve To Cut And Filleted
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Then Tossed About In Disarray
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Until The Pieces Melt Away
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I Am Not A Bad Man
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Even Though I Do Bad Things
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Very Bad Things
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Such Horrible Things
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But It's Not Quite What It Seems
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(Not Quite What He Seems)
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Not Quite What I Seem
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Aw, Hell
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It's Exactly What It Seems
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When I Was Four
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I'd Wait By The Door
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With A Knife In My Hand
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And A Most Devious Plan
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It Would Be Quite Grand
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As The Mail Fell Through The Slot
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The Sharp Edge He Got
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Oh, But I Love The Thought
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I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot
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Broken Bones And Blood Clots
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When I Was Six
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I Used To Trick
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The Next Door Neighbors Son
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In The Woods We Would Run
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Time For Fun
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Hide N Seek Has A Cost
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He Would Be Forever Lost
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Oh, But I Love To Scoff
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I Deserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
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Hidden And Covered In Moss
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Until This Memory's Forgot
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I Am Not A Bad Man
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Even Though I Do Bad Things
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Very Bad Things
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Such Horrible Things
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But It's Not Quite What It Seems
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(Not Quite What He Seems)
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Not Quite What I Seem
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Ah, Hell
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It's Exactly What It Seems
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When I Was Eight
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I Used To Hate
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The Color Of My House
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So As Quite As A Mouse
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I Burned It Down
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To The Ground
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When No One Was Around
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Oh, But I Love The Sound
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I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
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Rotting Six-Feet Underground
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When I Was Ten
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I Used To Pretend
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To Drown In The Sea
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Till They'd Come To Rescue Me
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Then Preceed
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To Laugh In Their Face
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Such A Disgrace
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Oh, But I Love The Taste
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I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
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All Over The Fireplace
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Until This Life Has Been Erased
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I Am Not A Bad Man
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Even Though I Do Bad Things
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Very Bad Things
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Such Horrible Things
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But It's Not Quite What It Seems
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(Not Quite What He Seems)
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Not Quite What I Seem
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Ah, Hell
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It's Exactly What It Seems
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When I Was Twelve
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I Used To Delve
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Into Evil Schemes
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Just To Elicit Screams
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Boost My Self Esteem
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Pushed My Sister Down A Well
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She Just Fell
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Oh, But I Love To Dwell
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I Deserve To Roast Deep Down In Hell
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Where No One Can Hear Me Yell
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When I Was Fourteen
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Nothing Much Happened
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Well
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There Was That One Time
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*Car noises, screams*
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I Am Not A Bad Man
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Even Though I Do Bad Things
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Very Bad Things
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Such Horrible Things
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But It's Not Quite What It Seems
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(Not Quite What He Seems)
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Not Quite What I Seem
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Ah, Hell
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It's Exactly What It Seems
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When I Was Sixteen
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Life Was Frightening
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My Brother Was Quite Dull
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So With Laughter In My Skull
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Pushed Him In A Hole
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Then Buried Him Alive
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He Barely Survived
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Oh, But I Love The Cries
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I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried
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In An Electric Chair That's Set On High
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Now That I'm Eighteen
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I Still Hate Things
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From This Padded Cell I Call My Home
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No Friends, No Phone
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No Life To Call My Own
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Here I Will Lie
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Until The Very Day I Die
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Until My Blood Begins To Dry
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And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came
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So
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I Am Not A Bad Man
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Even Though I Do Bad Things
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Very Bad Things
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Such Horrible Things
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But It's Not Quite What It Seems
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Not Quite What I Seem
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Ah, Hell
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I'm Exactly What I Seem
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Such Horrible Things
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