Oh if I were President
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I'd make you realize
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no more question's no more lies
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I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes
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If I were President.
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Well first and formost son Jesus Christ is the only one
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you're gonna talk to when your day begins
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I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday
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you gotta get down on your knees and pray
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thank a man for dyin for you sins.
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If I were president
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I'd make you understand
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Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand
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If I were president.
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We're gonna put the word out on the street
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no more Washington D.C.,
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I'm gonna make this country big and strong
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no more payin up your taxes
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the capitol's in Fort Worth, Texas;
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thats the only place a house that big belongs
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If I were president
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Nobody's gonna push us around,
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Well nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Boland's my chief of staff
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If I were president.
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Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts
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your diggin yourself deeper in a rut
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I got a way to end you problems soon
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Well we'll bring home every one of our boys
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pull out our biggest baddest toys
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and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.
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If I were president,
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Nobody's gonna push us around
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If they threaten us or put us down
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we'll burn their country to the ground,
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If I were president.
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Well talk about you Osama bin Laden
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It won't be long till your name's forgotten
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America's freedom is always gonna ring
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And you know that we wont be satisfied
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Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried
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Your head's on a stick and your balls in a sling.
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If I were president
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If I were president
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Hey one thing you can't deny
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your sorry ass is gonna die
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If I was president
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Well I got one for you, Saddam Hussein
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We'll resurect General John Wayne,
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and put together a very simple plan,
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we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns
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and you and the Duke 'ul be 1-on-1
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and he'll kick your ass if you were a man.
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If I were president
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If I were president
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If you don't like Willie Nelson
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you gotta go to prision
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If I were president
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So cash your vote and make it me an' if I win the beer's free
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If I were president.
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The President Song
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Cross Canadian Ragweed |