Oh if I were president, I'd make you understand
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No more questions no more lies,
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I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes
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If I were president.
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Well first and for most son Jesus Christ is the only one,
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You're going to talk to when your day begins.
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I'm going to pass a law that says everyday you got to get down on your knees and pray,
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Thank the man for dying for you sins.
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If I were president, I would make you understand
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Jesus is the man he's the reason that we stand, if I were president
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We're gonna put the word out on the streets no more Washington, DC,
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I'm gonna make this country big and strong.
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No more paying of your taxes
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The capital is Pampa, Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs.
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If I were president, the blue-collar man won't get the shaft.
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Nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Boland is my chief of staff,
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If I were president.
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Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts,
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You're digging yourself deeper in a rut.
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I got a way to end your problems soon.
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We'll bring home every one of our boys
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And pull out our biggest badest toy
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And blow you crazy bastards to the moon.
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If I were president, nobody's going to push us around.
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If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn there county to the ground.
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If I were president.
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Well, I got one for you Sadaam Hussein
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We'll resurrect General John Wayne,
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Put together a very simple plan.
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We'll put down our nukes put down our guns
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And you and the duke will be one on one
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And he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.
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If I were president,
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If I were president.
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If you don't like Willie Nelson, you got to go to prison.
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If I were president.
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So cash your vote and make it me
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And if I win the beer is free if I were president
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President Song
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Cross Canadian Ragweed |