If you got the looks and if you got the goods
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I suppose you could make it anywhere you want to get made
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And you want to get laid
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My model agent says you gots to get paid
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You got a special gift
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You can't just give it away for free
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I don't give it up for free
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And when my daddy calls asking how it's going on them streets
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All I can say is
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I'm not exactly a salesman, sure there's a product I'm selling
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Oh-ho
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Guess you could say I'm an actor, but acting's not what they're after-no not quite
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Sure these services are popular here
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More popular than acting or a modeling career
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This city has quite the service industry
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Small town Adonis hits the metropolis, brought down to his knees
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Guess I'm a so-so gigolo, so-so gigolo
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Every audition my agents commissions
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Isn't so much an audition
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So much as a job
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I guess a job's a job
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I thought if they just saw how bad I wanted the part
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The very least they'd have to take pity on me
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Pity, a word this city's never heard
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So-so gigolo, so-so gigolo
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So-so gigolo, so-so gigolo
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So-so gigolo
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I'm not exactly a salesman, sure there's a product I'm selling Oh-ho
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So-so-so gigolo
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Guess you could say I'm an actor, but acting's not what they're after
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So-so Gigolo
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