Here we go...
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[Chorus]
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They say that one little lie turns into another, then you go and cheat
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By the time you know it, you are wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed
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You shoulda listened to your mama, and listened to your daddy, when they tried to speak
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And tell you that there's just too many fishes in the sea
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[repeat 8X]
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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[Kon Artis]
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Now this thing here, it may cause concern, but
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It's just a little story bout a shark eatin worms
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It's, not a riddle, but subliminally catches on
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How one little lie can turn into a bigger one
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When I was a young, guppy in the sea
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You could see all the bigger fish pickin on me
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Cause they knew I didn't really have the guard or bullet
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And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me
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I'm a never-endin story about a shark this big
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The load of kids that got an act for fizz
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So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips
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While I tell you bout something stupid I did...
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[Chorus]
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[Proof]
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I'm off to work but I'm late (hey) but what can I say? (hey)
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I'm cool with the boss and then of course it's a payday
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We reachin the weekend and I'll be treatin my baby
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Typical day, dude's in the way ? but hey wait!
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Shark's in the water, gotta duck in the corner
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'til I'm caught, I'ma talk and I walk where I wanna
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Hittin the seaweed, sippin this green tea
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Big fish in this small world, they'll all believe me
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For knocking a shark off, protecting my city
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They all grab my CD and now I'm a popular rock star
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Like it or not though I'm a marvelous artist
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Working my hardest and becoming a starfish
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[Kuniva]
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Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back
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I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack
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It's a dangerous scene, but I'm a Rasta man
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Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man
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And this little pipsqueak is gettin' on my nerves
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So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves
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So you better swim fast cause I'm after ya
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And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin'
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Cause I'm out and about - I'm bad news, a henchman
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A jellyfish with an attitude, so listen
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Swim for your life cause I'm on your tail
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So frightenin I scare a snail out of its shell
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[Chorus]
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[Swift]
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I love this liquid, I'm silly when I'm in it and I bet
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(This water we're standin in is wet)
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Duh! What do you expect from me?
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I'm a platinum Jack Dempsey, trying to get a fee
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And everybody know that I'm the G of the sea
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I just knocked this shark off - the dude tried to eat me
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I guess he didn't like me, it might be because I'm a Pisces
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They always try to take me lightly
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So why the trouble? I just wanna hustle
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and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles
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I don't want to make a mistake
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cause these fishermen will set you up, and I ain't fallin for the bait
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(Daddy ? what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo?
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We're gonna eat him. What do you think?)
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[Bizarre]
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I'm a lionfish with dreams of makin it big
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House in the ocean, three ugly kids
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And why everybody keep on pickin on me?
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I'm the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea
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Heck no, I ain't nobody dish
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Cause I'm in love with Angie ? the beautiful angelfish
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{*kissing sound*} Give me a kiss baby
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I'm running from the white shark, you tryin to make me crazy
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[Chorus]
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[repeat 8X]
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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Lies and Rumors
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