I opened up the door and then I walked into the bar
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Through the smoky dim lit haze, I saw him from afar
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Moved a little closer just to get a better view
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He looked at me and smilied and said "I'm the one for you"
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We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
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Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind
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Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor-made
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Unfortunately so were his lines much to my dismay
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Thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with is cash
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"You'd look great on my yacht" was the best line that he had
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We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
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Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind
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Over in the corner I saw this one all alone
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Looked like Mr. Natural, the kind you would take home
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Not like any of the others, this one seemed benign
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At least until he opened his mouth "Hey babe, what's your sign?"
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We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
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Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind
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"The other ones were complete bullshit"
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Got fed up, decided to leave after one last drink
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Felt a tap on my left shoulder, I started to think...
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I can't take this anymore, what will this line be?
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That's when he let his line fly "Hi, my name is Steve"
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Where have you been all my life, sweet thing?
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Can I buy you a drink, marry you, anything?
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We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
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Give us some credit we're not sleazy dumb or blind
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