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I never drink and drive
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'Cuz I might spill my drink
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[Chorus]
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Give me the keys, I'm OK
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Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes
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Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?)
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Wakin' up and it's all a blur again
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If I'm alive...
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If I'm alive...
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If I'm alive...
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If I'm still alive...
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Red Skull more like skull and crossbones
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Took my driver's test straight pilin' over the cones
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It ain't funny so don't you dare chuckle
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Drivin' hella drunk without my beltbuckle
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Fuck you, I'm OK
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That's what they all say
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Already got a suspended license
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Smokin' weed in my ride and lightin' incense
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Not knowin' it could be gone in an instant
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Pistons pumpin', slumpin'
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Over the steering wheel
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So many drunk drivers on the road
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It's killing fields
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Who gives a fuck?
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If I get caught all I get
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Is a slap on the wrist
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My license tooken is a bitch
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But I still drive with a D.U.I.
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Crash, see my passenger fly
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Through the windshield
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It's hard to see you die
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Heads crushed, necks severed from the shards
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That's what happens playing with a wild card
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How do you feel on trial for killin' your girl?
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Nineteen years old, the end of the world
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Don't know what to do
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Pop's is gonna' kill you
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Twelve gauge shotgun to your grill smooth
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Got you in a predicament
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If I'm drivin' drunk I've got a sickness
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Some fool's is shiftless
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Like me, gifted
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Student GPA: four point oh
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Blood alcohol level past that though
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(scratched:)
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I never drink and drive
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'Cuz I might spill my drink
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[Chorus]
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Three o'clock, time to go
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One more line of coke with cognac
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But my cognitive skills ain't on the shit
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What now Sherlock?
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Key to the lock
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My friend's is tellin' me to stop
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Damn near down the block
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I found cops in the bushes peekin'
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Plus it's the weekend and I'm off the deep end
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I roll through an alley way, can't see
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Getting ansy I hop on the interstate but it's late
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Cops patrol but I don't give a fuck though
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I swerve to the right and get stuck in a mudhole
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Check the rearview, the coast is clear
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Tryin' to focus here but I can't
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Drunk as hell, bust a rail
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Now I'm sailin' off the cliff
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High off the spliff, plus a fifth
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I bust my shit
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Now I'm rollin' down the side like a suicide
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What will my family do if I die?
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Tension builds, I went through hills and trees
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Stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees
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I feel pain then a split second later
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Car burst into flames, they won't know my name
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They'll have to check my dental records
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My body is charred
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Burnt to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash
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That's my ass, a thing of the past
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Already dead by the impact of airbags
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(scratched:)
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I never drink and drive
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'Cuz I might spill my drink
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If I'm alive...
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If I'm alive, If I'm still alive...
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If I'm alive...
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If I'm alive, If I'm still alive...
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Skull and crossbones
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Poisonous pathways
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(8X)
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Skull & Crossbones
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Del The Funky Homosapien |