It's D-E-L the Funkee Homosapien
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to the rescue
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I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two
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dancers back on Soul Train
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and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain
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now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent
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using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid
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let's have a vote and try to register our ballots
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and realise a Hammer's just a mallet
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toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted
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now the party's lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS
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golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla
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Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla
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because he takes a style and tries to mock it
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ain't nothin' personal, G
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but I'm kinda inta chocolate
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it's all about the black
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and it's like that
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and I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack
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plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English
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800
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now I peep ya concept
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ya think ya got a rep?
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Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps.
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[CHORUS:]
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"Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..."
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[BRIDGE]
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No Del
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is not a mean fellow
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just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
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see I'm rather mellow
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some call it lazy
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me & myself
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and I ain't with the daisies
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cause I'm no g_ddam flower
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and every single dancer in circumference
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receives a golden shower
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I'm here to insult the
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hip hop John Travolta
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ya think ya all that
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but really you're shorter than a midget
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I don't fidgit, with the ballet,
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CUBE: Phuck a dancer!
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DEL: Because that's what my pals say
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and brothers don't shake ya rumps
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wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts
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because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia
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and that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya
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plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind
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blasted all out like a feline
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see I'm givin' you advice
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make ya think twice
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cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice
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so change ya conept
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acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps.
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[CHORUS:]
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"I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT)"
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Pissin' On Your Steps
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Del The Funky Homosapien |