Yo yo yo, check this out man
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1 for you, 2 for me
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3 for you, 15 for me
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20 for you... now check it out
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Yo
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I just won 10 grand in the Galactic
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Rhyme Federation championship, so I'm lampin a bit
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I feel like returnin to Earth and burnin some herb
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I'm sick of lookin at the inside of space stations
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Time for Deltron to take a vacation
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My expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?)
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The East Bay
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My living quarters is completely froze solid
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I thaw it out with a heat ray
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Now I'm chillin in a sauna, pulsating jet streams
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Peeping out in virtual reality my wet dreams
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Perusing my 21st century classic comics, the fun is astronomic
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(ha ha ha) I figured since I'm here I'll renew my galactic passport
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So I'm not persecuted by no galactic assholes
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Schemers on the ave
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With their holographic hat-tricks
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Using magnetism to pick-pocket citizens
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Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses
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They attempt to capture
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The past tense
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Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost
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War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust
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Yes I know all the answers
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Living in my true love's arms
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I'm sittin on the porch readin Cosmopolitan
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Peepin all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen
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I'm calling in sick today
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Big mistake
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This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip ?
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Replaced by my successor cause I missed my place
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Knowin that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face
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(fuck y'all)
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Referred to as a big disgrace
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Now I'm free-lance with more risk to take
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Now a rhymin merc, finding certified androids
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Hit a convention, signin autographs for fan-boys
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They admire
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My enhanced stanzas
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And how I dodge man-hunts
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And security cameras
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Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions
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And even more impressive cause of what we livin
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A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat
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I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk
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Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step
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So I deployed one of my androids with dialect
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Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated
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Asked for her name, and was she married?
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"No we're separated"
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*Booty*
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Baby... baby you're looking real fine...
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Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks...
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That's kind of unique for... for a ?
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What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house ?
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I got a few sandwiches ? eaten
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Yo it's cool though, you got one eye ? trippin though
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Listen you, me and you, we gon' ?, we gon' far, go all the way to Mars
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Venus... we'll go to Venus if you want to
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Venus, Paris... ?
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Yes I know all the answers
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Living in my true love's arms (2x)
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Love Story
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Del The Funky Homosapien |