by Dean Friedman
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Jennifer waited a year and a day.
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She went to the doctor. They told her to pray.
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She knew there was only so much they could say.
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So, Jennifer decided there must be a better way.
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Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
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Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.
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She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.
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And Jennifer's a mommy now.
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Jennifer always wanted a kid.
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When they said that she couldn't she said, "Heaven forbid."
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She said, "I'll adopt". And that's what she did.
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Now they've got a stroller, a high chair and a crib.
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Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
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Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.
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She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.
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And Jennifer's a mommy now.
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Jennifer has a girl baby.
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She's healthy and strong and sweet as can be.
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And Jenny and Larry and baby make three.
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Once there was a couple. Now there's a family.
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Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.
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Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.
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She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.
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And Jennifer's a mommy now.
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Jennifer's Baby
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| Dean Friedman |
