I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue
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Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do
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So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou
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Said how'd you like to go for a drive?
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I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks
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Lit a cozy fire for a little romance
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I sang her a song and she reached for my hand
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When daddy busted outta the woods
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He said
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[chorus:]
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Stop it right there! hands in the air
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We think there's somethin you kids ought to know
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Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks
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Tryin to find you and dang that was close
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Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
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But she's the daughter of an uncle related to you
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You might not wanna go swimmin in the same gene pool
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Don't be touchin that's your cousin
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I turned around to look at becky and she looked at me
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We broke the law of attraction almost instantly
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Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green
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And she gave me my coat back
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So we packed it in but the night was young
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She said if you don't mind id still like to have fun
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There's a show called deliverance on rerun
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Down at the cinema
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[chorus]
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[repeat chorus:]
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Stop it right there! hands in the air
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We think there's somethin you kids ought to know
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Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks
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Tryin to find you and dang that was close
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Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed
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But shes the daughter of an uncle related to you
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We need a little separation in our gene pool
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Don't be touchin that's your cousin
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[tag:]
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Well I ran into becky just the other day
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At the new online internet cafe
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She was lookin for a man from the ukraine
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On eharmony
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That's Your Cousin
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Dean Brody |