She can have the kitchen, She can have the bathroom, I'll even let her have the den
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Cuz everything I need, even a bit of weed, Is safe inside my kingdom
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My wife is usually nagging, and if she ain't she's slagging something that is dear to me
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So I have a place where I can get some space, I don't even have to leave to take a leak
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Welcome to my kingdom on Earth
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Please don't come in, the king is giving birth
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Don't stand out there in the hallway quietly listing
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To see if you can catch me masturbating
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I got a stack of dirty books
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So I can have a look
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And see if something comes up
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Cuz when I'm in my chamber
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I don't think about behaviour
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Cuz there's no one there to witness it
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And you know the king has strange tastes
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And there's no limit to the places
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He will go when he is wasted
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Just look at it like this
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I don't leave right after I piss
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I just stay a while and unload some stress
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My Kingdom On Earth
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