When I have to puke at night
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I can be so indiscreet
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I don't run down to the john
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I just throw up on my sheets
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I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor
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It smells so bad it makes me puke some more
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I'm lying in puke six inches deep
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So I just smile and go back to sleep
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(Chorus)
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Oh, how I love to sleep in vomit
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You don't know the joy I get from it
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Waking up to the smell of spew
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Makes me shout I love you!
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When I wake up it's almost noon
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That rotten smell goes through my room
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I take a whiff it smells okay
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So I rise to greet the brand new day
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(Chorus)
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When I have to puke at night
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I can be so indiscreet
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I don't run down to the john
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Then he just says the line "I just throw up on my sheets"
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for the rest of the song which is about another minute
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The Puking Song
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| The Dead Milkmen |
