Some people believe in astrology
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Others believe in technology
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Some people believe in all those "ologies"
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But I believe in swordfish
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He believes in swordfish
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I believe in gravity
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I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie
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I even believe in Melrose Place
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And I believe in swordfish
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He believes in swordfish
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Oh, baby, look at you
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Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
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How long'd it take to get that way
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What a terrible waste of energy
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You wear black clothes say you're poetic
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The sad truth is you're just pathetic
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Get into the groove or just get out of my way
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I came here to drink not to get laid
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So why don't you just a' go on home
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'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone
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You'll dance to anything (x2)
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Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
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Cause you're just another boring asexual
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"I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"
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Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
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80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
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80 points of I.Q. located within
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Now that we're home
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We can use our secret name for these people
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We call them ARTFAGS!
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Are you all familiar with the dance? Yeah.
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The famous 3 part dance? Yeah.
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The first part which is called the monkey and goes like this...
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When I say 1,2,3, everybody do the monkey. I want even those people
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who showed up early for the batdance to do the monkey, all right?
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1,2,3, do the monkey!
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Yo, yo, yo, yo. The second part of the dance is called the junkie.
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And the junkie goes like this...
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Hence the reason for clean needles. Something that lazy piece of
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shit George Bush does not understand. Now, when I say 1,2,3, monkey,
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junkie - I want you to give me a little bit of the monkey, then a
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little bit of the junkie.
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Have you got it?
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1,2,3, monkey junkie!
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Wait! The third part and final part of my dance - is called the honky.
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And the honky goes like this...
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Dear, I think our new neighbours might be ethnic!
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So when I say 1,2,3, monkey, junkie, honky. I want you to give me a
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little bit of the monkey, a wee bit of the junkie, then I want you to
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give me your best Dan Quayle impersonation, and say "Dear, I think our
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new neighbours might be ethnic!"
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Everybody down
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Everybody down
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Get your asses on the ground
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Sit down on the ground
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Down there on your tush
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Down there on your tush
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Like you're sittin' on George Bush
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Like you're squattin' on George Bush
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Get down there on your tail
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Get down there on your tail
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Like you're sittin' on Dan Quayle
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Like you're sittin' on Dan Quayle
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"I can spell potato, can you?"
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Is everybody down? - Get your asses down
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Is everybody down?
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We should stop fuckin' round
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'Cause all the cool people are down
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1,2,3, monkeyjunkiehonky
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Dear, I think our new neighbours are ethnic!
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Dear, I think our new neighbours are ethnic!
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Joe, cut loose! Do whatever you want!
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We maybe doing something wrong
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We could be running just a little too long
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I guess we better end this song
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I say I believe in swordfish
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Crowd: He believes in swordfish
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Swordfish (inc. Instant Club Hit Medley thing)
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The Dead Milkmen |