Well, it's a long way to Anchorage
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But that's where I'll go with you
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And we'll travel so far, dear
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To escape that morning zoo
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Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP
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I do not like the Grateful Dead
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So, just don't talk to me
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I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
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And you know that classic rock
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Does not interest me
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People are getting angry
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Maybe just they should
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Cause some of us can still remember,
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Back when XPN was good
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And I hate what they've done, to XPN
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Bunch a' folk nazis ruined my favourite station
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Said I hate what they've done, to XPN
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If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation
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Well it's brunch with The Beatles
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And a tribute to Billy Joel
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Four hours of Doobie Brothers
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And they call that radio
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It's a long way to Anchorage
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But that's where I'll go with you
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And we'll travel so far, dear
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To escape that morning zoo
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Cause I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP
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I do not like the Grateful Dead
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You'd better stay away from me
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I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP
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Well friends there ain't no radio,
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Here in our city
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-OK, we've got a call on the request line and who am I speaking to?
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-My name's Will Junior.
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-And what do you do Will Junior?
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-Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shhop ???
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-And what can I play for ya?
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-Well, how about a block a' the Blahs dudee?
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-Sorry, just played a block of the Blahs ffor the guys at the sandal
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store
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-Aw, man, well, how about a block a' Fleettwood Mac?
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-Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola
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factory.
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-Oh man...
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-But I'll tell ya what, How 'bout if I sennd you a $20,000 gift
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certificate from Bob and Jerry's world of wicker?
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-Hey that's wicker! Dude, thanks a lot!
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The Big Sleazy
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The Dead Milkmen |