Lisa washed her hair on Monday
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Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday
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Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday
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Lisa washed her hair in Thursday
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Then her husband noticed that her shampoo
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Had upset her pH balance
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Her hair was all dried out and frizzy
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So he shot the bitch and moved to the city
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Her husband got a job at a roller rink
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He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink
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He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter
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Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger
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Oh what a stupid world
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Stupid World
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Dayglo Abortions |