[Slick Rick talking with "kids"]
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[Kid 1] I'm tired
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[Kid 2] Me too
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[Kid 1] Uncle Ricky
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[SR] Hmmm?
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[Kid 1] Could you tell us a bedtime story, like you used to?
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[SR] Look, don't y'all think y'all too old for that now?
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[Kids] No
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[SR] Listen, I got an adult question for y'all since y'all
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like...11 now. Y'all ever get horny?
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[Kid 1] Uncle Ricky!
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[SR] Now I don't mean to sound perverted, but do you ever
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have like sexual urges?
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Kids - No!
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[SR] No? Well you will, so sit your behind down and listen to
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Uncle Ricky...and De La...tell y'all a grown up story
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[Kids] Okay
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[Dove]
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I remember when Mama spoke of the birds and
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The east side kept me off the curb and
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Betsy Ross was sufferin from the scaredy cat
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Till my man Ricky brought the remedy for that
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[Slick Rick]
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I massage your mane, coat
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Then part your leg's rope
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And stroke so hard you'll start to smell smoke
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[Posdnuos]
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Ain't gotta drug problem but a love problem
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But then again that may be one in the same
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I claim possession
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Pull the girl among the eighth like Charlie Heston
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Ride off on the horse and show no remorse
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[Slick Rick]
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She look niiice
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Honey oriental, brown eyes
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Want friiiies?
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Chicken, vegetable, fried rice
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And I'm tryin to (get) you to go
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Fast subtraction, grab some
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"Oh don't stop nasty black man"
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[Dove]
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Man that action had me coughin up cars, keys, and cash
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Just to sniff a fat rabbit I would give my very last
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[Chorus (Slick Rick)]
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(When nature calls)
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You know them boys will come runnin
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(When nature calls)
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You know them girls don't mind comin
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(When nature calls)
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You know them boys will come runnin
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(When nature calls)
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You know them girls don't mind comin
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Just to get it started, for startin something
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Is what we do to get some lovin
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What we do to get some lovin
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This what we do for love (do for love)
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This what we do for love (for love)
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This what we do for love
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[Dove]
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You ain't lyin, I
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I 9-5 it, more like 12-12
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Can't get the thought off (sex)
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From off my mental shelf
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[Slick Rick]
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I'm like Bruce Lee
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Beatin up the cootchie profusely
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My tomboy chicks that act a little to butchy
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Recieve this (uh)
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When my semen ceases
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They'll be screamin out, "We love bein the female species"
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[Phone dialing]
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Hello?
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Veronica, it's Dove.
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Uh, I think you got the wrong number
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What?
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Veronica, your baby's crying.
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Yo, chill
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Baby?
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Whatever yo, later.
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[Dove]
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For the past two summers I been sizin up Veronica
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Southern belle, I heard she blow notes like a harmonica
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Yamacas couldn't satisfy her spendin fetishes
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She was all about gettin the head like she was lettuces
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[Posdnuos]
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Yah, them types be actin like they ain't sleazy
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[Slick Rick]
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Like this uptown chick playin opposite of easy
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Delighted, the honey fly difficult, couldn't knife it
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Tiiight
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Seen the imprint on honey's private
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Now she's love sick
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Ruler Rick scoress agaaaaain
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[Posdnuos]
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Sex present itself like trophies I'm out to win
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And it's easier to claim with the fame I've obtained
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Her mommy was a liar, she's so ashamed
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[Chorus]
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[Slick Rick]
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Well, I got this rude boy Jamaican honey at the rest home
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Complete with yellow hair and Cinderella dress on
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Whatever
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Been around, stuck her till she poppin bout
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"Hey take your blood clot finger off me bottom"
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Anyway, another dime I met one time
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I'm kiiind, chick in the world, butt fine
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And her, structure pumpin, told her
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Gotcha mumblin bout
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"Slow down, what you tryin to rupture somethin?"
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[Posdnuos]
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I don't bug out, I chill
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Never copped a feel
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But these pretty ass girls come and flaunt in the grill
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Big ass eyes, with the matchin big ass thighs
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Asked her if she spare a moment to exchange some lies
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"But you got a girlfriend"
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[Slick Rick]
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Yah trick, so do you
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And I heard there's no preference in what gender ya do
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[Posdnuos]
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So stop playin so squeaky clean
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And let the dirty side see me later
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So we can play 'away from the navy'
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[Dove]
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So stuck on the love you rearranging behaviors
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Second episode, and you returnin oral favors
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Buyin up groceries
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Searchin for hosiery
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Ho |