The Vibrator Queen
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Well she ordered it from a magazine
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I guess for about ten bucks
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And it came by special delivery
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in a plain brown cardboard box
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Well she opened it and inspected it
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(Someone in the audience yell’s “ How long was it”)
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(David answered “ Bout twelve inches long”)
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Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can
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And turned that sum-a-bitch on
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Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled
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Collapsed into utter pleasures
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(Chorus)
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She’s a Vibrator Queen
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She’s in love with a machine
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She swears it’s an American dream
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AC/DC try it and you’ll see
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It’s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
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Well she fell in love with what she had bought
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A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought
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But through her love she could not see,
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What a terrible fate there was to be.
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Well she found her answer to all of her dreams
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In a battery operated sex machine
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Man nor beast could take it’s place
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She was destined to die with a smile on her face
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(Chorus)
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She’s a Vibrator Queen
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She’s in love with a machine
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She swears it’s an American dream
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AC/DC try it and you’ll see
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It’s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
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One day while she was in the bath
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She decided poorly,
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To do her thing in the water
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She paid no mind to that caution sign
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That old AC current got her
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Now people say, for miles around
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They can still hear that dildo a hummin
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But ‘at’s when I realized she cant be dead
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Hell! Her ass must still be cummin
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(Chorus - twice)
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She’s a Vibrator Queen
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She’s in love with a machine
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She swears it’s an American dream
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AC/DC try it and you’ll see
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It’s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
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She’s a Vibrator Queen
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She’s in love with a machine
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She swears it’s an American dream
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AC/DC try it and you’ll see
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It’s guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
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David Alan Coe
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| David Allan Coe |
