Do you mind telling me what is on your head
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Who is that
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said George
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Where are you?
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Right behind you
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said the voice
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Look here
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George looked and saw two eyes
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Who are you
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he asked the eyes
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Are you a ghost
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Huh, yes
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The eyes replied
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But I will have you call me Fred
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I still want to know what is on your head
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Oh, that
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Said George
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I¡¯d forgotten about that
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It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut
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Please take it off
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Said Fred
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It makes your voice sound off
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So George took off the hat
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Is that better
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He asked
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Much, much, much better
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Fred replied
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You have a nice voice
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If you give it a chance
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Maybe you¡¯ll get your choice
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Thank you
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Said George
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Nobody ever told me that before
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What brings you hear
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Asked Fred
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This is no place for a boy alone
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Oh, but yes it is
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Said George
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What about you
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Why are you here
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It¡¯s a long story
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Fred replied
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Why don¡¯t you take off your pants and I¡¯ll tell you
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But be brief with your briefs
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I¡¯m here to guard some treasure
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Treasure
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Where is that
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Where you least expect it
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The end
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Interpretive Reading
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Desert Sessions |