This is a story I'll never forget
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About the day my new car got hit
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It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
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When I heard the crash I got mad as hell
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Cruising down the highway fast not slow
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Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
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People waving at me cause they know who I am
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Alpine stero blasting a jam
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Put the top down said my girlfriend
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Then my damn hat blew off in the wind
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I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought
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I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
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Day was friday date was ten
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My girl was looking good on a strem
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She smacked my hand when I put it on her rear
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Said hit me again and I'll break your wrist
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That day I dressed all in white
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Takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night
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I was hoping I could find a short cut
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I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
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There was this lady in a pinto coup
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'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop
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Driving off fast borderline insane
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Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
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I swerved left then I swerved right
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She was still tailgating me too damn tight
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To the left lane I tried to switch
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Then you saw my blinker bitch
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We both pulled off on the side of the road
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I was hot ready to explode
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The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
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Is I was 21 and she was 90 years old
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Then the police came turn the lights off
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The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
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The cop said ah it'll be ok
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Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
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I said wait what's going on cap'
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Her car's fine my car is wrecked
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Then I saw what happened in the crash
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Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
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You hit me I didn't hit you
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Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
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It's your fault you caused all this
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You saw my blinker bitch
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Wednesday October the fourth
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That's when we got our day in court
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That lady destroyed my case
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She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
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I jumped up I said you must be jokin'
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Come on judge her neck ain't broken
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Well I'll be damned
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Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
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The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
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Judge said boy you'd better calm down
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Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
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Yeah then I gave him the finger
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Judge held me in contempt of court
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For givin' him the finger and things of that sort
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Anything to say before you're dismissed
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Just one you saw my blinker bitch
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You Saw My Blinker
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DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince |