Some deejays are (good) some deejays are (fresh)
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Some deejays are even (def)
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But here's a little somethin 'bout my deejay
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(The magnificient) Jazzy Jeff
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So bust this beat
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(Disc) (jock)
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Yo Jazzy
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Well, it's true that I'm the reigning king of the throne
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But with all my strength, I couldn't do it alone
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I need a deejay like (Jazzy) to back me up
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So when I'm rockin on the mic he's on the crossfade cut
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Scratchin and mixin, mixin and scratchin
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Second after second it's the record he's catchin
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His hands are so fast that it's a medical riddle
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With the turntable split and the mixer in the middle
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Back and forth his hands fly
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With the speed of a cheetah that'll puzzle your eye
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Record after record, he has no mercy
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Cuts left, cuts right, then he cuts vice versa
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I'm not exaggerating, I said it and I meant it
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I resent it if you say that his cuts are precedented
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He's a lean, mea,n wreckin machine
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He gets respected like a king when he's on the scene
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So bust a move, cause you know he's def
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He's my deejay (the magnificient) Jazzy Jeff
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People often ask me everytime I emcee
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Why do I brag so much about my disc jockey?
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Well, the reason that I brag and I boast the most
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Is cause my deejay is the most from coast to coast
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(The magnificient) Jazzy Jeff, wack destroyer
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Cuttin up records like a samurai warrior
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If you deejays don't know who I'm talkin to
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(I'm talkin to you) so (come on)
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Cause in a battle you cannot win
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Cause my deejay will (tear yo butt limb from limb!)
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He's like a runaway tank, a hip-hop rebel
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And if you wanna battle, you best bring a shovel
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My man, so you can dig your grave
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Cause there's no way that you could ever be saved
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Because (the deejay cuts the record) to create the sound
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(The deejay cuts the record) he's the best around
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(The deejay cuts the record) you know he's down
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His name is Jazzy Jeff a/k/a Jeff Townes
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Commandin the cut he's always on track
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He's DJ Jazzy Jeff and he's a cut maniac
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So for your personal safety you should be told
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That my DJ Jazzy Jeff is (out of control)
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(Oh my God)
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(Out of control)
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(My goodness)
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Alright Jazzy
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We gon' do somethin a little different right now
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This is what I want you to do for me
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I want you to tell all these people your name
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Jazzy, tell em your name
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(He's Jazzy)
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(His name is Jeff)
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Yo Jazzy, I want you to tell all these people
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How many of those deejays out there can get with you
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(None)
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(None of them)
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How many?
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(None of them)
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Tell the truth
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(None)
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(None of them)
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(None of them)
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Now make the record burp
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[Jazzy Jeff produces burping sounds with the record]
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Say excuse me
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[Jazzy Jeff makes the scratch sound like an 'excuse me']
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Now make it sound like a bird
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[Jazzy Jeff makes the record sound like a bird singing]
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Now make it chirp
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[the sound changes from singing to chirping]
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Now here's a story that should not be forgot
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About the day my deejay turned into an autobot
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He got struck by lightning in an electrical storm
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He got on the wheels of steel and began to transform
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[Jazzy Jeff transforms]
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His name is Jeff, and he's as swift as a swiff
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The type of guy that other deejays don't want to have to reckon with
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He's by my side as I rock the mic
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All of his vigorous cuts are sure to excite you
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They'll delight you, you know that that's right, if you
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Were a stick of dynamite, his cuts would ignite you
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The deejay on the weels can't be matched
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So (check out Jazzy Jeff with a cold cut scratch)
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(Good)
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(Jazzy)
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(The magnificient)
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(Jazzy Jeff)
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[JJ brings James Brown's 'Funky Drummer' into the mix]
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(Ain't it funky)
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Magnificent Jazzy Jeff
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DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince |