Ok, we're on the air live from Lake Merit in Oakland, California
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We'll have exclusive coverage of Gutfest '89
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I'm Ted Casey, and we're gonna go down live right now with Bill Thompson
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Bill's on the scene, and he's gonna tell us what's going on. Bill?
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Thanks, Ted
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Yeah, you can hear, they're just having a ball and a hell of a time
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down here at Gutfest this year
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Uh, you can hear behind me now, that's uh, I think they're called Blue Death
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Just one of ten, ten bands that are playing down here at Gutfest this year
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I think some of the other bands playing will be
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The Who, The Clash, uh, Digital Underground
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There's been rumor's that EPMD
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might come out and play here at Gutfest this year
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Other people in the line-up are
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Herbie Hancock, Chick Corea
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Miles Davis is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up
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and tonight they're doing rock and blues
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There's supposed to be more, uhh music from The Who later on tonight
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and then Thursday's show is gonna close with Digital Underground
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is gonna close the show. So, hey, I'm outta here, I'm gonna go have
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some more food, some more good music...
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How's it going, guys, you guys come to Gutfest every year, or what?
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Oh yeah, Gutfest is the best thing to happen to California since 1968
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So, uh, where are you guys from?
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San Diego..]
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Gutfest, Gutfest
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It's a show, not like you've ever seen befo'
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In the park, from noon 'til after dark.
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There will be blondes, and also girls of bronze,
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And girls who come from other contries 'round the world
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Now, you will see a big display of ladies in a cage,
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Butt naked, and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways.
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So pack a bag, and come on down, if you can find the time.
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We just would like to say welcome to Gutfest '89.
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Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
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Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
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Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
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The festival is on the lake, the hotel's up the block.
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It's clean, they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in stock.
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Tell them you're here for Gutfest, you'll get ten bucks off per night.
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Bring your camera and your condoms, 'cause we're going to do this right.
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More girls then you have ever seen are on display right now,
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Girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow!
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Black girls, white girls, candy stripe girls, girls with lots of back fat,
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It's safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at.
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I trooped in, now let the Gutfest begin,
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It seems like sin, my head's startin' to spin,
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Thinkin' what I'm about to clock, all stops are being yanked out,
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I'm knockin' stank out the box, every chance I get,
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Because I waited and waited, to make this trip.
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Yeah, one big stupid butt nest,
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And I'm'a get mine at this Gutfest.
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Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
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Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
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Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
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Crazy guts, crazy guts, it's Gutfest '89
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You'll see tourists and you'll meet people from all around the world.
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At last year's fest I kicked it with a real cute Chinese girl.
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Sometimes after the shows at night, or in the afternoon,
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Some guts come up and give you skull right in your hotel room.
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Most nice girls do not give good brain, for others it's a racket.
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Some guys leave Gutfest out of luck and go home with a packet.
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Heavy, slim, big, large, girls with lots of gook,
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Cover girls and model types, girls who've got the look
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Young butterfly, tulip petal, mahogany devine,
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A thick bitch with big legs, yeah, it's Gutfest '89.
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Gutfest, Gutfest,
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Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest
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Gutfest '89 y'all, crazy guts, crazy guts
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Gutfest '89, Gutfest, Gutfest, and you don't stop
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Gutfest, Gutfest, G-f-G-f crazy guts.
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Yo shmoove, peep this: Posdnuous check it out, check it out
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Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts
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It's just Gutfest '89 G-f-G-f-G-f-G-f crazy guts
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I got this plan, see, and it involves whipped cream, bananas,
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One girl stands behind me, the other in front...
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Well, I never tried this stunt before, but I'll tell you what,
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We'll bust the cherries, then we'll sprinkle some nuts on top,
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Then we'll |