[Chorus]
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If you're into S & M, baby, you can hurt me
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If you like going down, do me like a Slurpee
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Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me
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[Shock-G]
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Do you like it dirty?!
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Some like it dirty and some like it clean
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[Verse 1]
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Don't throw me no soap
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Cause it would just defeat me
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Some like it dirty like this beat, see
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Rapping off-kilter
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Sometimes I hit the cigarette without no filter
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I like it when it's lag-time
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Let-my-pants-sag time
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Let go and let my drawers show
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And let them get so low
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That I can let my funk fling out
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I'm talking about when the nuns get naughty
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When father hits the forty
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(Shhh, now let's not get too sporty, son)
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When the collard green juice gets the bread wet
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When you're up so close that you can smell the sweat
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Off a black, funky Tennessee butt
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Like a bite into a salty Tampa Bay boiled peanut
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(I hit a jet black ass in the back seat of a Nova)
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Oh yeah? Well a hoe five-oh pulled me over
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I swear, doing about a buck thirty
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Instead of jail she took home and got flirty
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The deal was a $1000 fine and a ticket:
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"Or you can stick it."
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"You're pretty but I haven't had a shower today"
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She said "Come here, it's better that way
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Tie me up and do anything you want
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But don't hurt me"
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So I..
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[Chorus x2]
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[Verse 2]
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A lot of people like rice better when it's brown
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Like having sex on the ground
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Instead of in a bed, instead of receiving head
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A lot of people like going down
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I side-stepped the line for a fresh cut
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And instead, I keep my nappy curls in my head
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I like to hear brothers spit game using dirty words
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I like things colourfully stated
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Everyday speech sounds dated
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I like the freaks in the jeans
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When the booty part's faded
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Like my homegirl Rita
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I used to chill on her sofa with my feet up
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By the heater with my toes getting toasted
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One day she came naked out the kitchen
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With a bag full of groceries
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She said "Like a blunt I want to toake you
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And with this bottle of wine I'm going to soak you
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May I Cherry-Banana Float you?"
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I said "Is this a joke, boo?"
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She said "I love you, my baby
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And I wouldn't do nothing that would hurt you"
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She took my clothes off
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Started pulling food out the bag
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And said "Yo, I'm 'bout to work you"
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Yeah, I let her get the best of me
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She was sitting next to me
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Then baby started sexing me
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Poked me with the peanut butter
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Rubbed me with the jelly
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She spread cottage cheese on my belly!
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I said "Woah, baby, what you got in mind?"
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She said "Relax"
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Popped the top on a bottle of wine
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Then she poured the wine down my back
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It prickled and tickled when it reached my crack
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I said "Oooh, I feel real freaky, my butt's real squeaky!"
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She said "Cool" and then proceeded to eat me
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Ate me up till my body was squeaky clean
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Must have been a sex fiend
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Like the freaks in the magazines
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Poked out her lips, made her mouth like a funnel
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Spun a brother round, went down on the tunnel
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I said "Oh! There she goes"
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She got live and let the tongue slide
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On the black hole
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And, yo, this was it
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Baby was on some freshfruitfreakyfoodshit!
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Honey on the side, jelly on the head
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Peanut butter on the bedspread
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Baby said "Do you like it dirty?!"
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[Chorus x6]
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Do you like it dirty? Hoe, you don't deserve me
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Do you like it dirty? I fucked a hoe in Berkeley
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Do Ya Like It Dirty?
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