[Shock G]
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Now this trip's to let you know the Underground can flow
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We'll go toe-to-toe with any bro that wants to go
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But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet
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of very unique MC's and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat
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that I could flow on. I'ma go on; the D-Train's about to roll on
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The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on
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The windows of the train, wrote my name, bout to do the walls
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Had to pause, cause, two police
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officers get on, they barely fit on - the train was packed
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We're standing back-to-back cause there was nothing left to sit on
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I'm looking around to see who's down - realize I'm all alone
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Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag
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Yes, this would have been a drag
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but I'm chilling with my tall can in my brown bag
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And I'm sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping
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Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don't be tripping
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Check it though, a minute or two later
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I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a
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Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble
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Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between
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A pair of big, bubble butt freaks:
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Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters
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One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn't diss her
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Cause she was kind of cool though
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Both of them was cool enough to do you know
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We picked more people up at Broadway Station
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Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation
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So I'm rubbin the girls booty behind me
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Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet
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My middle finger's riding down the line of the seam of her jeans
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But she don't seem to mind me
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But then she shocked me, almost clocked me
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Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said
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"You better be glad my name is Shock G,
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Cause if my name was Dre, from N.W.A.
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I'd cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day."
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She said, "Wait a minute, Shock G! I know that name
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I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train?"
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I said "I'm trying to stay normal." She said "Really? That's a winner,
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I'm studying law, don't live too far, would love to cook you dinner."
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I said "Cool. Bring your friend, I like the both of youse two."
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I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house-shoes
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It's like that baby, ya don't stop
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Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock
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One time
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Yeah, you got the sound of the Underground
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doing it to you in your ear orifice
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(Yeah, don't you know
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the Underground's doin it to ya flowin on the D-Line)
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Yo, 2Pac is in the house. Got a big grin on his face
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Jay-Z, cut that shit up stupid
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Flowin' on the D-Line
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Digital Underground |