[Dr Cook]
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Ruth, send in the next patient
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[Chorus x4]
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Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job
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Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that)
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[Baby D/Humpty-Hump]
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People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin
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Ain't it about time for you to be bailin out
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Of the race and community you come from
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Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump!
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Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump
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So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump
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Dr: Sit down
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HH: Wait a minute, uh-uh
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Dr: Get in the chair
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[Humpty-Hump]
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Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked
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She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure
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The white girl says my hips are not big enough
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And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger
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All of these so-called celebrities
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Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities
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A young girl sees you on a TV show
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She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!"
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Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head
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So you can get another gold waterbed?!
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You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit
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Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it
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[Chorus]
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[Humpty-Hump]
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Uh, and you don't stop, check it
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I smell the message from the TV
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Does my Humpty nose deceive me?
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Smells like the blacker the wacker
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Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her
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But see for me, the bigger the nose the better
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They say the lighter the righter
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Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough
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Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough
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I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection
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And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction
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So catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tan
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Make sure there's no mistake that
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Humpty-Hump is from the motherland
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Layin in the sun, string bikini
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Between the buns of two cuties
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Still mackin, there'll be no nose job
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[Chorus]
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[Baby D]
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Come on, Humpty, let's get out of here
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Dr: Hi, Humpty. My name is Dr Cook, I'll be handlin your surgery today
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HH: Uh, surgery?! Ain't no surgery, said I don't want none ¡©
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Dr: Yeah, but you're gonna be a big star
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HH: Star? Look I'm already a star ¡©
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Dr: A huge star, kid
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HH: Y'all don't understand, man ¡©
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Dr: Big, really big!
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HH: So what, I don't wanna ¡©
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Dr: Yeah, get his legs
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HH: Put me down, put me down!
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Dr: Come on, Humpty, don't worry about a thing, don't worry about it
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HH: No, no!
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Dr: Calm down, you're going to be fine..
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HH: Hey!
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Dr: Come on, sedative (sedative)..scalpel (scalpel)
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HH: Sedative! Scalpel!
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Dr: Knife (knife), Gauze pad (gauze), and gimme a little tape (tape)
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Dr: Okay, he'll be alright..don't worry about it
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HH: [gibberish]
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Nr: You're falling asleep, Mr Humpty..
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No Nose Job
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