The Humpty Dance lyrics
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Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
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A'ight, stop whatcha doin'
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'Cause I'm about to ruin
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The image and the style that ya used to.
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I look funny,
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But yo, I'm makin' money, see
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So yo world I hope you're ready for me.
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Now gather 'round
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I'm the new fool in town
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And my sound's laid down by the Underground.
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I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
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So just let me introduce myself
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My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
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Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee.
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And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee.
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I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
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And just like Humpty Dumpty
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You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
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I like to rhyme,I like my beats funky,
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I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
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I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
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But sometimes I get ridiculous
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I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
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Hey yo fat girl, c'mere - are ya ticklish?
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Yeah, I called ya fat.
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Look at me, I'm skinny
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It never stopped me from gettin' busy
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I'm a freak
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I like the girls with the boom
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
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I'm crazy.
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Allow me to amaze thee.
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They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
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I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
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And I even got my own dance
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{Chorus:}
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The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
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Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
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Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
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Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
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Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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Verse Two:
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People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
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That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
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Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
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But ya can't get near me
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I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
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All the girls they adore me
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Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
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'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
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My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
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Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
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I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
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Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
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I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
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I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
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I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
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I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
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Also told ya that I like to bite
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Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
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All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
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And now I'm gonna do my dance.
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{Chorus}
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Breakdown:
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Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
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Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
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Oh, yeah!
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Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
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Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
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It's real easy to do - check it out
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Verse Three:
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First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
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Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
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Crazy wack funky
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People say "Ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty!"
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That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
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It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
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Anyone can play this game
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This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
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No two people will do it the same
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Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
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Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
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Jig around, shakin' ya rump,
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And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
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Tell him "Step off, I'm doin' the Hump!"
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{Chorus}
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Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
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Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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Let's get stupid!
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{Chorus}
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Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
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Outro:
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Once again, the Underground is in the house
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I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
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Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
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And to the ladies,
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Peace and humptiness forever
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{Music and fade}
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Rumpty Rump
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