Raise your glass
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We have incorporated
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Place your bets
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We're all so sick of waiting
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Queen takes jack
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You got me this time but i"ll get you back
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So pick a number
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To all the ones who tried the most was I supposed to cheer your efforts
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Sorry that I chose so poorly
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Golly gee, am I the poster girl?
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She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
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The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
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She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining
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Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling
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Lift your hats
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Off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs
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They'd make an angels skin crawl
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If you ask them for assistance
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There's an even chance
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You'll get a number
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To all the girls and all the surly boys who get to masticate them
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I've a prize for each and every one of you so just be patient
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To all the ones that hated me the most, a toast
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You really had me going for a second I was nervous boy, am I the poster girl?
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She's the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
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The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
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She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
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Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her
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To all the ones who thought they knew me pass the test to prove your prowess
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Who was mine in '99? I want last names and current status
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To all the ones who hated me the most a toast you really had me going for second I was nervous, boy am I the poster girl
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for some suburban sickness? Better keep a healthy distance
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Now its up to you know what to do its pretty
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Dirty business
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Dirty Business
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