I am an anarchist
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An antichrist
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An asterisk
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I am an anorak
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An acolyte
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An accidental
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I am eleven feet
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Okay, eight..
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Six foot three.
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I fought the British and I won
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I have a rocketship
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A jet fighter
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A paper airplane
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh!
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Say what you will
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I am the kill
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The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real
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I have a tendency
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To exaggerate
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Just a little bit
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I am a plagiarist
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Apologist
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A lawless calculator
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Ah oh
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I am an optimist
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A closeted misogynist
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I fought the British and I won
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I have a wishing well
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A living will
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A magical eight ball
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
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Say what you will
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I am the kill
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The only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real
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(Put Pat Sajak back in office)
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Put Pat Sajak back!
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But the sun still sets on you
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And the retarded party nobody came to but you
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And so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up
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And there's hell to pay again
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And the punch line point at you
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And all the comebacks in the world are in your head
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But you can't say them until everybody leaves
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And it's just you and your imaginary friends...
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Your imaginary friends...
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Your imaginary friends...
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The Kill
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The Dresden Dolls |