he¡¯s been trying with limited success
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to get this girl let him get into her dress
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but every time he thinks he¡¯s getting close
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she threatens death before he gets a chance
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and that¡¯s the way it is in Minnesota
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that¡¯s the way it is in Oklahoma
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that¡¯s the way it¡¯s been since protozoa
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first climbed onto the shores of California
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she¡¯s been trying with limited success
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to get him to turn out the lights and dance
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cause like any girl all she really wants
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is that fickle little bitch romance
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that fickle little bitch romance
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and that is why a girl is called a tease
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and that is why a guy is called a sleaze
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and that¡¯s why god made escort agencies
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one life to live and mace and GHB
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and that¡¯s the way it is in Minnesota
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that¡¯s the way it is in Oklahoma homa
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that¡¯s the way since the animals and Noah
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first climbed onto shores of California
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must not be too kind
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stop thinking love is blind
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clench your fists, yeah right
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"she's just not my type"
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why all these conflicting specifications
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maybe to prevent overpopulation
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all I know is that all around the nation
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the girls are cryin' the boys are masturbatin¡¯
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the girls are cryin¡¯ the boys are masturbatin¡¯
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and that¡¯s the way it is in Minnesota
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that¡¯s the way it is in Oklahoma homa
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that¡¯s the way Aristophanes and Homer
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wrote the Illiad and Lysistrata
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that¡¯s the way it is in Minnesota
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that¡¯s the way it is in Oklahoma homa
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that¡¯s the way since the age protozoa
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first climbed onto the shores of California
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