Damn, it seems that always is somethin with the fuckin TV, man!
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I'm sorry!
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Motherfuckin' cable off
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Shit, I make it..., hey, bring me somethin to drink
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Yeah, the motherfuckin Crazy was to do, I don't worry
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Damn, ain't shit on this motherfucker
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Oh shit, what the fuck is this?
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*show intro starts to play*
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Hey, motherfuckers, welcome back to the 20 dolla Sack Pyramid
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I'm your host motherfuckin O.G. Henny Loug
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And we're back with our two final contestants
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Duck motherfuckin Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth
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They'll be playin for a 20 dolla Sack of Indo
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and a 35 dollar gift certificate to the Compton swap meet
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Alright y'all beotches got 30 seconds to answer five motherfuckin questions
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Lonnie, you're ready wit that clock?
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Well let the games begin
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Alright, man, we got to do this shit, man
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Hell yeah, man, fuck that the whole neighborhood is watchin
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and everybody's watchin
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We can do this shit right now
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We gotta do this shit right now, O.K., you ready?
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Hell yeah man, c'mon!
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Hey man, you ready?
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I'm ready
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I'm ready, let's go!
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*clock is ticking*
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Indo! uhh ... uhhh ... Caby! .. uhhh Booter!
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Shit, shit I used to sell ... uhhhm
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Hocus Pocus
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Oh, things that people smoke!
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Right! That's it that's it
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Oh, oh fuck me in the ass
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Oh, Oh, step to me and let me suck your dick
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Oh, things that Tim Dawg was sayin
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Yeah, that's it right now
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Oh yeah!
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C'mon keep goin, man, hurry up!
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Uhh, uhh, VCRs, oh, TVs and shit
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All them sox and shit
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Oh, that box in your room and shit
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Oh, Oh, I shit came up on loot!
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Thats it, Thats it right there
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Yeah, that's it c'mon hurry up, man, hurry up
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Uhh, En Vogue, oh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry
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Shit, bitches? oh, bad bitches?
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Yo, uhh, your Auntie Clarisse
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Oh, bitches I wanna fuck
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That shit right there, that shit
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C'mon, hurry up we got five seconds
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O.K., O.K., oh, oh, I know Doc
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Dre gonna do my music and shit, uhh, uhh
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Snoop and me, we go to the swap meet
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Oh! oh, I know, I know!
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Things that niggaz be sayin to get the pussy!
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Thats it, thats it right there!
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That shit, That shit
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Gimme my motherfuckin weed, Gimme my motherfuckin weed!
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It's alright, baby!
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Gimme my weed, gimme my 35 dollars to go to the motherfuckin swap meet! Biittch! Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh ...
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I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!!!!
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* show theme song outro *
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The Twenty Dollar Sack Pyramid
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Dr.Dre |