(Wilko Johnson)
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Girls if your heart is feeling sore
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Call the doctor and he'll fix it for sure
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I'll be over right away but you might find you have to pay
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For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure
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When you're dying of a dreadful disease
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You don't worry 'bout the medical fees
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And it's too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind
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And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees
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I'll cuddle up beside you for a start
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And listen to the beating of your heart
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And then he'll take you gently by the hand
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And ask you when the trouble first began
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And then he'll look down deep into your eyes
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And if your temperature continues to rise
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There's only one way to make it stop
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I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
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If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
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But I know it's going to give you a thrill
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And now I've come across don't complain about the cost
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You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills
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I'll cuddle up beside you for a start
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And listen to the beating of your heart
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And then he'll take you gently by the hand
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And ask you when the trouble first began
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And then he'll look down deep into your eyes
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And if your temperature continues to rise
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There's only one way to make it stop
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I'll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I've got
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If this doesn't cure you it'll kill
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But I know it's going to give you a thrill
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And now I've come across don't complain about the cost
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You shouldn't call the doctor if you can't afford the bills
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YOU SHOULDN'T CALL THE DOCTOR
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| Dr. Feelgood |
